http://mui7.blogspot.com/2009/08/zoozoo-history.html

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ऐ मेरे वतन् के लोगों
तुम् खूब् लगा लो नारा
ये शुभ् दिन् है हम् सब् का
लहरा लो तिरंगा प्यारा
पर् मत् भूलो सीमा पर्
वीरों ने है प्राण् गँवा
कुछ् याद् उन्हें भी कर् लो -२
जो लौट् के घर् न आये -२

ऐ मेरे वतन् के लोगों
ज़रा आँख् में भर् लो पानी
जो शहीद् हु हैं उनकी
ज़रा याद् करो क़ुरबानी

जब् घायल् हु हिमालय्
खतरे में पड़ी आज़ादी
जब् तक् थी साँस् लड़े वो
फिर् अपनी लाश् बिछा दी
संगीन् पे धर् कर् माथा
सो गये अमर् बलिदानी
जो शहीद्॥।

जब् देश् में थी दीवाली
वो खेल् रहे थे होली
जब् हम् बैठे थे घरों में
वो झेल् रहे थे गोली
थे धन्य जवान् वो आपने
थी धन्य वो उनकी जवानी
जो शहीद्॥।

को सिख् को जाट् मराठा
को गुरखा को मदरासी
सरहद् पे मरनेवाला
हर् वीर् था भारतवासी
जो खून् गिरा पर्वत् पर्
वो खून् था हिंदुस्तानी
जो शहीद्॥।

थी खून् से लथ्-पथ् काया
फिर् भी बन्दूक् उठाके
दस्-दस् को एक् ने मारा
फिर् गिर् गये होश् गँवा के
जब् अन्त्-समय् आया तो
कह् गये के अब् मरते हैं
खुश् रहना देश् के प्यारों
अब् हम् तो सफ़र् करते हैं
क्या लोग् थे वो दीवाने
क्या लोग् थे वो अभिमानी
जो शहीद्॥।

तुम् भूल् न जा उनको
इस् लिये कही ये कहानी
जो शहीद्॥।
जय् हिन्द्॥। जय् हिन्द् की सेना -२
जय् हिन्द् जय् हिन्द् जय् हिन्द्

ai mere vatan ke logo.n
tum khuub lagaa lo naaraa
ye shubh din hai ham sab kaa
laharaa lo tira.ngaa pyaaraa
par mat bhuulo siimaa par
viiro.n ne hai praaN ga.Nvaae
kuchh yaad unhe.n bhii kar lo -2
jo lauT ke ghar na aaye -2

ai mere vatan ke logo.n
zaraa aa.Nkh me.n bhar lo paanii
jo shahiid hue hai.n unakii
zaraa yaad karo qurabaanii

jab ghaayal huaa himaalay
khatare me.n pa.Dii aazaadii
jab tak thii saa.Ns la.De vo
phir apanii laash bichhaa dii
sa.ngiin pe dhar kar maathaa
so gaye amar balidaanii
jo shahiid...

jab desh me.n thii dIvaalii
vo khel rahe the holI
jab ham baiThe the gharo.n me.n
vo jhel rahe the golii
the dhanya javaan vo aapane
thii dhanya vo unakii javaanii
jo shahiid...

koii sikh koI jaaT maraaThaa
koii gurakhaa koI madaraasii
sarahad pe maranevaalaa
har viir thaa bhaaratavaasii
jo khuun giraa parvat par
vo khuun thaa hi.ndustaanii
jo shahiid...

thii khuun se lath-path kaayaa
phir bhii banduuk uThaake
das-das ko ek ne maaraa
phir gir gaye hosh ga.Nvaa ke
jab ant-samay aayaa to
kah gaye ke ab marate hai.n
khush rahanaa desh ke pyaaro.n
ab ham to safar karate hai.n
kyaa log the vo dIvaane
kyaa log the vo abhimaanii
jo shahiid...

tum bhuul na jaao unako
is liye kahii ye kahaanii
jo shahiid...
jay hind... jay hind kii senaa -2
jay hind, jay hind, jay hind

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'."


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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting
the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


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3) Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it
says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

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4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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5) Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
canyou see
the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____# ###

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7) Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."

Tech sup

Amitabh : Mausi, ladka Software Co. main kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram.. Kaam karta hai software co. main...??

Amitabh : Aajkal to salary bhi mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary nahi milti thi..

Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.....

Mausi : Hai hai ...To kya apraisal bhi nahi hoti uska..

Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..

Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..

Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mille to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..

Amitabh : Ab engineers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi : To kya ladka engineer hai..

Mausi : Kaunse college se kiya..

Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!

Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar le par Software engineer se katai nahin karegi.....

गेट्स को शिकायती पत्र (Complaint to Bill Gates)
आदरणीय बिल्लू भिया को,
इंडिया से मुंगेरीलाल सरपंच का सलाम कबूल हो... आपके देश के एक और बिल्लू भिया (बतावत रहें कि प्रेसीडेंटवा रहे) ऊ भी इस पंचायत को एक ठो कम्प्यूटर दे गये हैं । अब हमरे गाँव में थोडा-बहुत हमही पढे-लिखे हैं तो कम्प्यूटर को हम घर पर ही रख लिये हैं । ई चिट्ठी हम आपको इसलिये लिख रहे हैं कि उसमें बहुत सी खराबी हैं (लगता है खराब सा कम्प्यूटर हमें पकडा़ई दिये हैं), ढेर सारी "प्राबलम" में से कुछ नीचे लिख रहे हैं, उसका उपाय बताईये -
१. जब भी हम इंटरनेट चालू करने के लिये पासवर्ड डालते हैं तो हमेशा ******** यही लिखा आता है, जबकि हमारा पासवर्ड तो "चमेली" है... बहुत अच्छी लडकी है...।
२. जब हम shut down का बटन दबाते हैं, तो कोई बटन काम नही करता है ।
३. आपने start नाम का बटन रखा है, Stop नाम का कोई बटन नही है.... रखवाईये...
४. क्या इस कम्प्यूटर में re-scooter नाम का बटन है ? आपने तो recycle बटन रखा है, जबकि हमारी सायकल तो दो महीने से खराब पडी है...
५. Run नाम के बटन दबा कर हम गाँव के बाहर तक दौड़कर आये,.

Yaad Karo Biharies Childwood Games

Dash Kos Single Bulbul Master

Written by Rajesh Anand with Manjari Kishore

A BIJHAR collection of street games अटकन -भटकन, दही चटक्कन, बड़ फूले , बरैला फूले, सावन में करईला फूले, नेवला गईल चोरी,धर कान मरोरी ये भैया तू बन जा , बन से करईला लाव पाकल -पाकल तू खा, काचल काचल हम , राजा के रजाई में , भैया के दुहाई में , ईंट मारे झिंट मारे , मूँगड़ी छपट्टा | The words above must have rung several bells in your mind. If you are from the ABCD belt (Ara Balia Chhapra Darbhanga) you would have probably had gooseflesh too. Nostalgic isn't it?? Did not feel anything............ okay..........let me try this one on you.... घुघुआ  मन्ना , उपजे  धन्ना धन्ना में का बा ? लाल -लाल दरोगवा ,दुनू कान छेदौले बा | रामजी  के  घोड़वा ,बिनेला  खटोलावा | छौँरा  करे  लब-लब , पानी  करे  टब -टब| आदी के चोखा , परोड़ा  के  भुजिया , भाकर  भुई ................ के गो हँडिया फोरले  ह ? नया  घर  उठे  पुरान   घर  गिरे ........ If you still cannot make out what are we up to..................well, at BIJHAR these days, we bijharis are collecting those sweet nothings which gave us so much joy in our childhood days, in fact, they still do especially when we share them with our children. As kids we played numerous games both indoors and outdoors. In small towns and villages and probably even in bigger cities, in the era when the televisions and computers had not appeared, street games were an inevitable part of our lives. We kids would be playing one game or the other all the time if left to ourselves. Our parents would have a tough time calling us home to do our daily chores and the school homework. We thought let us attempt to make a collection of these games. And so we have started with a small list of the games which are as follows. We plan to keep the list growing. Pitto One of the most common games which I am sure all of us have played. Requires just a rubber ball ( we used to call it gend) and a few pieces of tiles. Played between two teams of about 4-5 players. A small circle is drawn on the ground which houses 5 or 7 pieces of broken tiles stacked on top of each other. The team playing first has to hit the stack with a rubber ball from a distance which can be about 15 feet. While the first team is throwing the ball to hit the tiles, members of the second team have to stand behind the stack of tiles to catch the ball. If the ball is caught in one bounce the thrower is out. If the ball is caught after dislodging the tiles then the entire team is out. However, if the first team is succesful in dislodging the tiles and the ball is not caught, then they have the task of o putting the tiles back without being hit by the ball thrown by an opponent player. The opponent team's aim is to touch any player by throwing the ball on him. With each successful attempt in arranging the tiles back before being hit by the ball, the team will earn one point. However, if any member is hit before the tiles are arranged, the team will lose and the other team will get the chance to throw the ball. Gilli Danda Played with a danda usually about two feet in length and gilli which is about 4 inches. A groove is made in the ground in which is the gilli is kept at an angle. The gilli is hit with a stick and while the gilli is in the air, the striker has to hit it with the stick. If the gilli is caught by the opponents in the air, then the player is out, otherwise the player and his team gets the points which is equal to the measurement of the distance traversed by the gilli as measured with the danda. While the gilli is in the air, the player can also attempt to toss the gilli a few times before finally hitting it away. This is a great skill and enables the player to get the points as a multiple (jhali) of the times he tosses the gilli. Refer to the attached weblink for more details of this game. The danda and gilli are generally home made using small branches of a guava tree or similar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilli-danda Budhiya Kabbadi Another version of the standard kabbadi. The team winning the toss has to place one of its players called "budhiya" in a circle with about 3 feet radius. Other players have to assemble at a distance which is about 30 feet from the circle. Players in the opponent team stand around the budhiya. One player form the assembly has to run telling kabbadi kabbadi............and attempt to touch the players of the other team. If touched, that palyer is out. The budhiya has to try to run and reach the assembly area without being touched by any opponent player. If successful, the team gets one point. The game repeats with each player attmepting to touch the opponent players once. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabaddi Dash Cos Single Bulbul Master Requirements: Max of 5 people and Min of 2 Mood to whack and be whacked Each person in the group adopts one of the names from among 'Dash, Cos, Single, Bulbul, Master'. Next with the chanting of all these names, each person puts forward a particular number of fingers -- anything between 1 and 10. (obviously, you only have ten fingers in your hands) Then, one person in the group runs through all the fingers with the count of Dash Cos Single Bulbul Master.....Dash Cos Single Bulbul Master.....till all the fingers have been counted. For example, suppose there are 3 players in the game, and the first extends 4 fingers, the second 3 and the thrid 5, then the centre with extended fingers would look like : * * * * @ @ @ # # # ##. Now counting from the extreme left in the order of Dash.. Cos... Single... Bulbul... Master, we reach at 'cos' by the time we reach the extreme right finger. Now, the person who initially adopted the name 'Cos' for himself becomes the victim and will put his palm in vertical position in the centre . Now one person in the group whacks his palm. And Cos has to safeguard it from the blow by snapping his palm in different directions. This continues till the striker misses the target and Cos' palm remains untouched by the blow. Now the next person in the group takes his turn to whack Cos. Again, whacking continues till the striker misses the target (palm). When everyone in the group have had their turns of whacking Cos, the game resumes. In this game , there is no drop-out. So, Cos again joins the group and the game continues with the chant of 'Dash Cos Single Bulbul Master' and again putting forth fingers, then discovering a 'whack-palm' , striking blows till they make a miss....... Note: The severity of the blow is completely dependent on the intensity of your love for the whacked palm. Stronger the love, harder the blow. Happy whacking!!!!! Chaain Churi I have seen this game being played by the girls generally in the long summer afternoons within the cool confines of the house. A game which again requires zero expenditure, in fact most of these games are like that. For chaain churi, you need dried Imli (Tamarind) seeds which need to be split in the centre. Two seeds will break into 4 pieces which have a dice value of 2 each if tossed on the white side. Next you need broken glass bangles to make small pieces of different colours. This game is similar to Ludo, the churis acting as gotis and the chaain replacing the dice. Of course, you will need some floor space and a chalk to draw the rectangular arrangement. Denga Pani  A very simple game where you need to touch the players from the opposition who are safe only on the higher ground. If they venture on the lower groud, they will be chased by you. Once you touch the person he is out and has to move to the lower ground with his place taken up by you. Chor Sipahi Raja Mantri The game requires you to make 4 paper chits and write Chor (thief), Sipahi (police), Raja (king) and Mantri (minister). The chits will then be folded and one of the 4 players will toss the chits for each one of the four players to pick one. All the players will then secretly open thier chits and read what they have got. The player who gets the chit with Mantri written on it will say..."Sipahi Sipahi Chor Ko Pakdo". The Sipahi has to guess between the two unidentified players so far. If the Sipahi guesses correctly, the chor is punished. His wrist is hit by the Sipahi usually with his two fingers. However, if Sipahi makes a mistake in identifying the chor he is wrapped instead on his wrist by the Mantri Okka Bokka Teen Tadokka : (contributed by Tulika Prasad) Do I see a mild smile on your face and does a bell of familiarity ring in your minds? This was one of the 'gharelu' games played with our cousins, uncles, grannies et al during our summer and winter vacations, especially when kids were asked to stay indoors. With a minimum of 2 players and a maximum of all interested and available to play, this game starts with all the players putting their hands down with only the finger-tips and not the palms touching the floor. One of the players, (when we played it used to be one of the uncles who would preside) would then start counting by tapping every player's hand and singing – "Okka, bokka, teen tadokka, laua lathi chandan kathi ijay bijay phuchuk". (Say this once more to yourselves and I bet if not a hearty laugh it'll definitely bring a chuckle or a smile to your faces). With a 'phuchuk' on a player's hand he or she would have to lay his or her hand flat on the floor. Ultimately all the hands would lie flat. Rickshaw Wala Rickshaw Wala: (contributed by Tulika Prasad) In this game, one person counts every finger of all the players while singing the following verse: 'Rickshaw wala rickshaw wala dus number ki gaadi mein kitne paisa loge'. The player on whose finger this song stops would then have to say a number. For example if a player says 'saat', then the counter will count seven and the finger where he reaches after counting seven must be folded. The aim of the game being to try and close all the fingers on one's hand, sometimes a player would deliberately count and say a number such that it ends on one of the fingers of his own hand. This would be termed as 'beimaani'. Nevertheless, the counting continues until all the fingers of all the players are folded and the person with all fingers of both hands folded becomes the winner. Editors Note : Cannot find your favourite child hood game in the article? Tell us about it.We will love to include it.

History of zoo zoo, zoozoo in hindi. and english too..whit the help of hindustan epapper.